Funny Quotes





Funny Quotes

  • Since light travels faster than sound
    Since light travels faster than sound
    Since light travels faster than sound, people appear bright until you hear them speak.
  • If it weren't for electricity
    If it weren't for electricity
    If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight.
  • I am so clever
    I am so clever
    I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.
  • Confuse them
    Confuse them

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