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  • If love is the answer, could you rephrase
    the question. Author : Lily Tomlin
  • Love never dies of starvation, but often of indigestion
    Funny sayings by Ninon de Lenclos
  • Marrying a man is like buying something you’ve
    been admiring for a long time in a shop window.
    You may love it when you get it home, but it
    doesn’t always go with everything else in the house. Author : Jean Kerr
  • Nobody will ever win the battle of the sexes.
    There’s too much fraternizing with the enemy. Funny quotes by Henry Kissinger
  • If love is the answer, could you rephrase the question
    Author : Lily Tomlin
  • You! Out Of The Gene Pool!
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  • The dumber people think you are, the more surprised they’re going to be when you kill them
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  • Always be wary of the Software Engineer who carries a screwdriver
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  • Do you like music? (Yes) Good, I’ve got a great stereo system at home!
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  • With interactive TV will I be able to slap Rush Limbaugh?
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  • Time is money, money is the root of all evil, and knowledge is power. Therefore, procrastination is the key to world peace.
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  • Cry me a river, build a bridge, and get over it!
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