Family Quotes





Cool Quotes on Marriage

  • My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way.
    Henny Youngman
  • My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
    Rodney Dangerfield
  • Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe

    I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
    George Burns
  • I bought my wife a new car. She called and said,
    "There was water in the carburetor." I said,
    "Where's the car?" She said,

Quotes and Quotations on Family

  • Family is a haven in a heartless world. - Christopher Lasch 
  • Distant relatives are the best kind, and the further the better. - Kin Hubbard 
  • The family that prays together stays together. - Al Scalpone
  • Having a family is like having a bowling alley installed in your brain. - Martin Mull 
  • Oh, what a tangled web do parents weave? When they think that their children are naive. - Ogden Nash 

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