Great Liners Quotes

  • Regular naps prevent old age… especially if you take them while driving.
  • Having one child makes you a parent; having two makes you a referee.
  • Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband!
  • They said we should all pay our tax with a smile. I tried- but they wanted cash.
  • A child’s greatest period of growth is the month after you’ve purchased new school uniforms.
  • Don’t feel bad. A lot of people have no talent.
  • Don’t marry the person you want to live with, marry the one you cannot live without… but whatever you do, you’ll regret it later.