QUOTES ABOUT FAMILY

  • 1. Family is just accident…. They don’t mean to get on your nerves. They don’t even mean to be your family, they just are.
  • 2. The great gift of family life is to be intimately acquainted with people you might never even introduce yourself to, had life not done it for you.
  • 3. When our relatives are at home, we have to think of all their good points or it would be impossible to endure them.
  • 4. A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold.
  • 5. Family: A social unit where the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space.
  • 6. Families are like fudge – mostly sweet with a few nuts.
  • 7. If you don’t believe in ghosts, you’ve never been to a family reunion
  • 8. Having a family is like having a bowling alley installed in your brain.
  • 9. The place of the father in the modern suburban family is a very small one, particularly if he plays golf.
  • 10. Important families are like potatoes. The best parts are underground.
  • 11. If you cannot get rid of the family skeleton, you may as well make it dance.
  • 12. Having children makes you no more a parent than having a piano makes you a pianist.
  • 13. One of life’s greatest mysteries in a family is how the boy who wasn’t good enough to marry your daughter can be the father of the smartest grandchild in the world.